(there are more questions than answers running through my mind today)
Why…
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…does Posh lick the water off my legs every day when I get out of the shower?
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…does my belly button look significantly different every morning?
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…did it take me 23 minutes to drive from exit 9 to exit 8 this morning?
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…do I even bother fighting traffic on the Northway southbound at 7:45 when I could wait 45 minutes and avoid the traffic almost completely?
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…don’t they make some identifying sign or pin for pregnant women who are in between their normal shape/size and the point of obviously showing, so they don’t feel like people think they’re just getting pudgy?
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…do I get so excited when I pick up a wireless signal?
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…do I wait until I fear my electricity will be turned off to sit down and pay bills, even when I feel so much better once I get the checkbook all balanced and the bills all paid?
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…do I have a love/hate relationship with every Facebook notification that comes through my e-mail? I can’t stand them clogging up my inbox but I HAVE to check and see who wrote what on my wall…yadda yadda
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…did Posh bark for 43 minutes at Melissa and Phil’s tonight when she was supposed to be playing with Kona like a good girl?
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…haven’t I cooked dinner since…January 25th?
Who’s got answers for me?
Must be a pet/owner thing…my cat Glory does the same thing…other than that, for answers you’re on your own. Oh, except for Posh barking…be glad it’s only 43 minutes…our neighbor’s 3 bassets barked for 4 HOURS straight one day…January 25th????? Brian must do a lot of cooking…
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind…
What’s dinner?? This might be one of your best posts in a long time!
What about those “Baby on Board” signs? That would work, shrink it down and use that as a pin. What do you think? I thought of it first!
Marti – I’m glad she’s not the only one. She’s also recently started watching me while I shower. It’s very awkward and I can’t get her to step away from the shower!
haha
Pam – Very true!
Brian – Thanks for being such a trooper. Unfortunately, because you’ve been so great about it, I’m considering eliminating cooking dinner from my routine permanently. This kinda backfired on you
Vince – Not a bad idea! Should I wear it on my belly?