Smart Dog School – WITH dogs

Tonight I brought Posh to her first night of school…as a single parent. Brian couldn’t make it tonight so I was on my own. Here are some highlights:

Posh still thinks she is twice her size. She tried to bully the big dogs. They are all much more chill than her, and didn’t really fight back. I think that made her think that she was actually somewhat threatening.
My greatest fear was not realized – she was NOT the worst behaved dog in class. Although she was one of only two to spontaneously bark and disrupt the entire class.
About 45 minutes into class, she stopped pulling on the leash and laid down. I’m sure it was because she was exhausted, but I like to think that she’s just so superior in intelligence that she was bored by such elemental concepts as “sit” and “stay.” You know, an overachiever, like her mom
I have rugburn on my hand. Obviously she has not mastered “sit” and “stay” (definitely not stay).
Posh’s report card would look something like this:
- Polite greeting – A-
- Sit – A+
- Stay – A+
- Attention – A+
- Loose Leach Walking – F-